And she's real pretty, and she's real into you

My bakers just asked me what I wanted for breakfast and I half jokingly said “Avocado, Tomato,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:05:48 -0400

My bakers just asked me what I wanted for breakfast and I half jokingly said “Avocado, Tomato, Mozzerlla Pizza” and guess what I’m now eating

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:48:41 -0400

My tarot cards told me the only way I’m ever gonna get over Chad is by “mourning as if dead” so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:59 -0400

My tarot cards told me the only way I’m ever gonna get over Chad is by “mourning as if dead” so there’s that

3 different people have asked me how Chad is today and usually it doesn’t bug me, cause it honestly happens almost everyday, but now I have this horrible sad feeling right in the pit of my stomach and everytime I hear his name I almost burst into tears

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:53:04 -0400

ealsopart: AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:52:39 -0400

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

fuckyeahpopicons: caviarncouture: back stage at the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:32 -0400

fuckyeahpopicons:

caviarncouture:

back stage at the billobards

1. justin tries to give selena a kiss on the lips he gets rejected lol

2. taylors reaction to them kissing=priceless

So dramatic smh

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:02:47 -0400

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:24:03 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:46:15 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:27:53 -0400

charlee-x: this fucking show

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:27:06 -0400

charlee-x:

this fucking show

tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:14:53 -0400

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

jolieing: Jeff Goldblum - Jeff Vespa, 2008

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:57:30 -0400

jolieing:

Jeff Goldblum - Jeff Vespa, 2008

baristagirlfantasy: I will never get cancer. Fact.

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:37:28 -0400

baristagirlfantasy:

I will never get cancer. Fact.

So this is Andrew. He messaged me on Okcupid and after a few...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:10:33 -0400

So this is Andrew. He messaged me on Okcupid and after a few messages back and forth he told me he actually knew me and said something about how Jeff Goldblum is my cover photo on Facebook. Since I am the most curious of kitties I gave him my number in hopes of finding out how he knew who I was???? Turns out he’s a very close friend (and has been for like 15 years) of my older sister and her boyfriend. Which I found hilarious. I asked if he likes pranks, which of course he does, so I texted my sister and told her I found my soulmate and that we might move in together, but didn’t tell her who it was. So Andrew and I are meeting up on Thursday and taking pictures together to send to her and I’m gonna act like I don’t know they’re friends and tell her that we’re going to Vegas to get married. She is literally gonna shit her pants. When I first started dating old men she made a comment about how she would HATE it if I ever dated someone she knew, let alone out of her closest oldest friends. Its gonna be great.

On The Spot: Crounty Fair

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:57:43 -0400

On The Spot: Crounty Fair

Wil H. Overall rating. 7.5/10 Wil and I met at the Hi-Life, he...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:47:38 -0400

Wil H.
Overall rating. 7.5/10

Wil and I met at the Hi-Life, he got there first.
We ate breakfast and drank a little, at first we had really good conversation, he likes ghost, comic books, videogames and art, but after the first hour it started to become more forced. I wasn’t attracted to him sexually at all, even after 2 cocktails.
So we met up with Katie and had him drive us to Fremont to meet Chads best friend Dan H. We all went and sat in the sun by the water. Wil has never ever smoked pot so the rest of us vaped. At this point in the game I was trying to plan an escape, so after Dan left Katie and I had Wil drive us to the gym. He was really nice and suuuch a gentlemen but you can’t force chemisty.

Katie and I partied around Ballard til we got too sleepy for the bar scene and retired to her apt to smoke and watch silly tv.

Wil has already texted me trying to hangout again and I gotta figure out a way to tell him “I may be the biggest fish in your pond, but you’re just a little fish in my ocean.” W/o being quite so forward/rude.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 13:35:31 -0400

It was totally a Jad day, we smoked and had really upbeat funny conversation the whole time. We laid...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:30:54 -0400

It was totally a Jad day, we smoked and had really upbeat funny conversation the whole time. We laid in the sun half naked for almost 3 hours and it was actually perfect. We even had a mini picnic.

So in the past few days I’ve seen Chad more times then I’ve wanted too, but he gave me...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:25:29 -0400

So in the past few days I’ve seen Chad more times then I’ve wanted too, but he gave me flowers and said sorry again for upsetting me so like w/e. Katie and I came up with a new nickname for him though. So old good nice loving Chad is now going to be reffered as Jad, and this new current lame annoying Chad is FC aka Flaccid Chad. I’m meeting FC in 30 minutes to smoke and I’m really hoping Jad shows up instead.